Computers

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
-unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
-Unknown

Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly.
-Shahazad

How do I set a laser printer to stun?
-Unknown

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
-Unknown

"On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button."
-Unknown